john fitzgerald cennedy.
Marry me Rebecca! -Catbug
[angry whisper] do u even know how fricking cute u are
my fav when boys get really drunk and tell you about how much they like you for 2 hours
Guys are seriously offended by the gif where I essentially say I don’t need to have sex because I can masturbate.
Oh NO 0.0 She doesn’t NEED a penis? HOW DARE SHE! HOW TRAGIC! WHAT A WITCH!
I am very pleased to be the one to let you know that many women would prefer their hands to someone who is threatened by a woman masturbating.
it makes me really sad when people have bad teachers because then you get people who are like “god i hate physics so much” but it’s because nobody’s explaining it well and they don’t get it. like they could have become passionate about physics but instead they shut it out forever. this applies to every subject.
I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST
NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)
Remember remember, your Guy Fawkes mask was made by a sweatshop worker. You live in a Capitalistic country that hand-feeds you the blasphemous and ironic tools that you use to fight against it.
so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.
so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.
it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.
without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.
he spent $34
hes the guy we learn about in math
I’ve been following the story about the Pacific Justice Institute’s super-transphobic video where they decry that a teenage trans girl is allowed to use the women’s bathrooms and showers at her high school. Uh, men who want to perv on girls in the locker room or bathroom stall don’t have to go through the difficult and complex process of coming out as trans* to do it. They feel totally fine being creeps as dudes.
TINFIC: Chapter 7
I’m REALLY EMBARRASSED about this chapter
anyways, HERE WE GO
IM GONNA DO IT
(ps thanks for all the cute comments and reblogs and messages i really cherish them THEY KEEP ME GOIN! 4 U GUYZ OKAY! UGH OK here u go)
UNFFFF I CAN’T I CAN N O T